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Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38205) - you deserved it (6408)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:02am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

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Oh, Irony, thou art a heartless bitch.

#12 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:36am by plethora

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That's like a heart surgeon who died of a clogged artery.

#15 - On 09/10/2009 at 7:41am by NorfolkDude

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