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Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32251) - you deserved it (2363)

On 09/09/2009 at 7:30pm - work - by slashteddy (woman) - United States

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Dude, it's a bathroom. What was she expecting?

#6 - On 09/10/2009 at 3:50am by Luckster

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Maybe the kid's never seen a grownup dropping bombs before. Her mommy and daddy probably lock the door when they drop a deuce. That or maybe the loud farting or the grunting scared her. You really want to scare her? Show her a used tampon and tell her that's what 's in her future.

#42 - On 09/10/2009 at 1:28pm by jonny2x4

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