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Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML
Dude, it's a bathroom. What was she expecting?
Maybe the kid's never seen a grownup dropping bombs before. Her mommy and daddy probably lock the door when they drop a deuce. That or maybe the loud farting or the grunting scared her. You really want to scare her? Show her a used tampon and tell her that's what 's in her future.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.