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Today, I was at work. I'm a sign spinner. Lots of other employees shares stories of how they have been flashed by 18 year old hot chicks as they drive by. I got flashed by a 45 year old, 300lbs lady. FML


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On 09/01/2009 at 7:44am - work - by spinner (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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I bet they where at her knees. Did she pull her skirt up to flash you?

#2 - On 09/01/2009 at 10:20am by donkey_hang_down

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I don't know any 18 year old hot girls that would flash the loser holding a sign.

#19 - On 09/01/2009 at 10:39am by Pb_lily

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