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Today, I brought my little sons into work with me. I introduced them to my boss. She said to my shy kids, "You boys don't know me, do you? I'm Janice." The older one lit up and said, "Oh, I know you, mommy complains about you all the time." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31414) - you deserved it (10895)

On 08/19/2009 at 8:01pm - work - by SweetFA (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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