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Today, I brought my little sons into work with me. I introduced them to my boss. She said to my shy kids, "You boys don't know me, do you? I'm Janice." The older one lit up and said, "Oh, I know you, mommy complains about you all the time." FML

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On 08/19/2009 at 8:01pm - work - by SweetFA (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Haha. Kids say the darnest things!

#1 - On 08/20/2009 at 1:34am by funkyness

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That's when you pipe up!
"Oh, hahaha! No, sweetheart! That's Janice at school! Remember, the mean girl who always picks on your brother in class? Noo, this is my boss, Janice!"

THEN YOU PRESENT A BIG WINNER'S SMILE!

#39 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:43am by rayrayy

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