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Today, I brought my little sons into work with me. I introduced them to my boss. She said to my shy kids, "You boys don't know me, do you? I'm Janice." The older one lit up and said, "Oh, I know you, mommy complains about you all the time." FML


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On 08/19/2009 at 8:01pm - work - by SweetFA (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Haha. Kids say the darnest things!

#1 - On 08/20/2009 at 1:34am by funkyness

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That's when you pipe up!
"Oh, hahaha! No, sweetheart! That's Janice at school! Remember, the mean girl who always picks on your brother in class? Noo, this is my boss, Janice!"


#39 - On 08/20/2009 at 8:43am by rayrayy

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