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Today, I got a raise. A 10 cent raise. I have worked at my job for over 3 years. I now make 20 cents more an hour than people that have only worked there 3 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38906) - you deserved it (3500)

On 08/16/2009 at 11:19pm - work - by fmjob (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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you can buy gum.

#3 - On 08/17/2009 at 6:18am by saa994

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Your job sucks. Get a new one.

#10 - On 08/17/2009 at 6:34am by heywood

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