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Today, I ran sound for my ex's wedding rehearsal since I was the only sound tech in town. Her dad was late for the rehearsal, so the pastor had me to walk her down the aisle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42841) - you deserved it (2537)

On 08/12/2009 at 7:14pm - work - by d.stack (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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At least it wasn't the real thing....
Seems kind of weird the pastor would make the sound tech guy stand in, though. Oh well, I'm not a pastor.

#4 - On 08/13/2009 at 3:08am by Zomlette

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What an unfortunate turn of events... I sure hope it's an fml for the irony, not because you're still hung up on her.

#5 - On 08/13/2009 at 3:13am by LadyLovely08

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