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By d.stack - 12/08/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I ran sound for my ex's wedding rehearsal since I was the only sound tech in town. Her dad was late for the rehearsal, so the pastor had me to walk her down the aisle. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2010 04:57 - France

Today, I had the rehearsal for two of my friends' wedding. My ex-husband is also in the wedding, and I just found out we have to walk down the aisle together 'for height reasons'. FML

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Malfunction! Malfunction!

By mikuxxhatsune - 05/06/2017 02:00 - Australia - Greystanes

Today, I was the organist for a wedding. I had practiced for weeks, rehearsed with the choir many times and spent hours stressing. During the wedding march, the electric organ malfunctioned, adding on layers of random notes I didn't play. Guess who got yelled at afterwards. FML

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I'm happy for you, but…

By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

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By oops - 05/04/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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By nobodylovesme - 04/04/2013 06:46 - United States - Northridge

Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML

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By MeOhMy23 - 25/11/2020 07:59 - United States - Tazewell

Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML

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Bad omen or what?

By Chipper - 09/06/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML

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Probably for the best

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 22:00

Today, my boss informed me that I'll have to work all weekend to finish a project that's due on Monday. This wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact that my ex-girlfriend is getting married on Saturday, and I was supposed to be in the wedding party. FML

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By Sammijane58 - 31/07/2019 14:00

Today, I watched my best friend get married. I then watched her completely ignore my maid of honor speech, because she was messing with the lights behind us. FML

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Zomlette 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:08

At least it wasn't the real thing.... Seems kind of weird the pastor would make the sound tech guy stand in, though. Oh well, I'm not a pastor.

LadyLovely08 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:13

What an unfortunate turn of events... I sure hope it's an fml for the irony, not because you're still hung up on her.

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maybe_tomorrow 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:21

Ohhh. AWKWARD.

shaZamy 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:22

awkward

burgen 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:22

Well. At least you're getting paid

lifesxmisery 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:45

its not like you HAD to do it. you just sound silly YDI

BoboMatrix 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:46

There is a reasons she's the ex-... remember it and move on.

SarahBearrra 4

Thursday 7 June 2012 19:47

For some people its not that easy...

tournamentdecide 33

Sunday 3 August 2014 3:44

What if OP was still madly in love with her, but not the other way around.

luyuqian 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:50

I feel sorry for u, pls try to be happy if u feel sad... I will not go to any wedding ceremonies of ex's... FYL...

Flounder 2

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:52

This is the saddest one I've ever read. FYL.

M13LO 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:54

you should start playing a song that's along the lines of "she's a cheating *****" just to screw with her lol

CFR 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 10:05

Dee100 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 10:12

YDI for being there in the first place.

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