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By d.stack - 12/08/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I ran sound for my ex's wedding rehearsal since I was the only sound tech in town. Her dad was late for the rehearsal, so the pastor had me to walk her down the aisle. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2010 04:57 - France

Today, I had the rehearsal for two of my friends' wedding. My ex-husband is also in the wedding, and I just found out we have to walk down the aisle together 'for height reasons'. FML

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By mikuxxhatsune - 05/06/2017 02:00 - Australia - Greystanes

Today, I was the organist for a wedding. I had practiced for weeks, rehearsed with the choir many times and spent hours stressing. During the wedding march, the electric organ malfunctioned, adding on layers of random notes I didn't play. Guess who got yelled at afterwards. FML

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By Love stinks - 19/08/2013 13:06 - United States

Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

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By oops - 05/04/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2012 10:42 - United States

Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML

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By nobodylovesme - 04/04/2013 06:46 - United States - Northridge

Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML

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By MeOhMy23 - 25/11/2020 07:59 - United States - Tazewell

Today, I went to have a vaginal ultrasound. The nurse walked me back and I got undressed. She said the tech doing the procedure would be right in. It was my preacher's son. FML

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Bad omen or what?

By Chipper - 09/06/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML

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Probably for the best

By Anonymous - 28/03/2023 22:00

Today, my boss informed me that I'll have to work all weekend to finish a project that's due on Monday. This wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact that my ex-girlfriend is getting married on Saturday, and I was supposed to be in the wedding party. FML

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By Sammijane58 - 31/07/2019 14:00

Today, I watched my best friend get married. I then watched her completely ignore my maid of honor speech, because she was messing with the lights behind us. FML

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Thursday 13 August 2009 9:08

At least it wasn't the real thing.... Seems kind of weird the pastor would make the sound tech guy stand in, though. Oh well, I'm not a pastor.

LadyLovely08 0

Thursday 13 August 2009 9:13

What an unfortunate turn of events... I sure hope it's an fml for the irony, not because you're still hung up on her.

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DomyDamsy 0

Friday 14 August 2009 7:36

shoulda triped her on "accident"

Brinty 4

Friday 14 August 2009 8:34

I promise it woulda sucked for her too, if that makes you feel better.

ihateslife 0

Friday 14 August 2009 9:05

you get a virtual hug because that really sucks.

holdondear 0

Friday 14 August 2009 19:39

I know it isn't as bad. but this reminds me of rent, when the guy has to come help his ex's new girlfriend fix up the sound for their show XD

helpmeiamblind 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 6:34

Wow, I fealt sorry for you until I realized, you could have said "no".

MagicMeds 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:20

We REALLY need a "Who cares?" button!

myjz 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 7:31

u could of just said no

Ihatewhinypeople 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 0:30

Say no. Move.

Zammie 0

Sunday 23 May 2010 6:55

ouch

angelice06 0

Friday 29 April 2011 5:50

aawww hahahhahahhahahha i feel sorry por you ;( hahhahha

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