Work: Today, I received an e-mail from the girls at work. It was an...

By Francoise3 - 18/03/2009 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I received an e-mail from the girls at work. It was an invite to lunch, but it said, "Lunch today at Camber's, PLEASE don't tell Françoise, I don't think any of us can take any more of her!" I'm Françoise. FML

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By jobless - 10/11/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML

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By So fireddddd - 20/07/2023 00:02

Today, me and my coworkers were making fun of this girl we work with. I drew an ugly but funny picture of her and thought it was fun to email it around the office. I sent it to a coworker named Joann. Or so I thought. I actually sent it to another Joann, who is one of the directors of the company. FML

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Lost in translation

By Ariane - 03/12/2022 00:00

Today, I work as an executive assistant. My French boss wanted to do business with a big American customer, so he sent her an email suggesting a meeting. He copied me so that I could arrange said meeting. He had written, "Have your ass talk to my ass." FML

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By SingleWorker - 09/01/2010 03:45 - United States

Today, I came home for lunch. I saw a sandwich on the table with a note saying, "I hope we can have a healthy new relationship, Love, Carissa." I saw another note from my girlfriend next to it saying, "I hope you enjoy your new relationship with Carissa." Carissa is my new step-mother. FML

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By FUCK THE PIGS - 26/01/2013 20:44 - United States - Oakland

Today, during lunch, my coworker offered me her food, claiming she was full. I was still quite hungry, so I accepted it. Halfway through eating the sandwiches, my boss walked in and started interrogating people over who took his lunch. I quickly realized I was the one eating it. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2010 10:36 - United States

Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML

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By spitt - 13/05/2015 02:11 - United States - Franklin

Today, after a big presentation, people sent an open invitation to dinner. When I asked which restaurant and what time, I was told that I wasn't invited. I've been here for three years. FML

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Boundaries

By Sfg_926 - 26/06/2016 05:02 - United States - Newberg

Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML

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By NoThanksGrandma - 20/11/2011 07:37

Today, I walk into my grandma's house after having a fabulous lunch with a few friends. The first thing I hear is "Be a dear and help me change my colostomy bag." I lost that fabulous lunch. FML

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Sweet dreams are made of these

By Anonymous - 03/04/2022 11:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I found out my two favorite heterosexual female coworkers are cheating on their partners with one another. I kinda wish someone had invited me. FML

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Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:03

I hope you still showed up, just to piss them off.

nametags 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:13

I hope you either a) emailed her back saying thanks for the head's up that you weren't wanted, or b) just showed up anyway

Comments

Kassad_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:03

oh shit.. what an mistake :P

drummerbeast16 0

Tuesday 30 March 2010 2:06

A mistake not AN mistake

luvtheknot 6

Monday 24 May 2010 23:13

what the hell kinda name is Francoise

J1bbl3 3

Thursday 15 July 2010 21:11

Become an hero.

ifmlftw 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 5:53

ditto122

alexthegreat52 12

Wednesday 23 April 2014 0:54

You dick, it's French

733yoda_fml 19

Thursday 2 July 2015 11:35

It's French. Françoise (for a woman) and François ( for a man) is the original name of the French people. Later, the language evolved and François became Français/Française, and Françoise became a name.

Silhouette_fml 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:03

I hope you still showed up, just to piss them off.

deatheater97 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 14:29

win

lilmisslovely13 15

Tuesday 4 September 2012 5:17

You should go and bring up the email while at the table

NeatNit 32

Friday 28 June 2013 4:19

the worst type of person is the type that goes out of his/her way to do something that can't under any circumstances do any good to anyone. I highly doubt OP will enjoy being there, I know I wouldn't like being somewhere I know I'm not welcome in. I get that you were making a joke but I really don't see how that would be funny.

proxay 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 20:08

Ouchie. What a way to find out huh?

landland 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 8:40

well if they said I don't think anyone of us can handlebher anymore obviously OP has some personality problems...maybe too mean or talks too much...etc no offense