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Today, I was at my job in the Dean of Students office. My boss gave me some papers to copy. As I was copying, I read in a report that my boyfriend was written up for "cohabitation" (having a girl stay over) at my Catholic university. The report was from a weekend I wasn't at school. FML
Post a copy to him with a note letting him know he's dumped :) he'd deserve it.
Unless of course you've made a mistake. That's probably worth checking.
Ask him what they were doing.
If he says they were "studying for a test" ask him for what class. If you don't have that class, ask him WHO exactly it was.
Go up to her.
If she tries to run; they did it.
If she smiles when she sees you; they did it.
If she acts as if you're not there; they did it.
If she says "i don't know what you're talking about"; they did it.
if she tells you;they didn't....or it just might be a cover story, so;they still could have done it.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 30 January 2015