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Today, I was working as a host at a pasta dinner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said "that's my mom". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7360) - you deserved it (46627)

On 08/02/2009 at 3:35am - work - by bigmouth (man) - United States (California)

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