Today, I was working as a host at a pasta dinner. The hostess I was working with was very attractive and we were flirting quite a bit. A large woman walked in to be seated, and I leaned over to her and dared her to ask the woman if she wanted two chairs. She leaned back and said "that's my mom". FML

by bigmouth / 08/02/2009 at 3:35am / United States (California) / Work

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  • She shoulda kicked you in the balls lol

    #1 - On 08/02/2009 at 10:04am by BigBen7

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  • live and learn, eh? hopefully you will start seeing people for who they are and not for what they look like. you're pathetic.

    #22 - On 08/02/2009 at 11:12am by Qup

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