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Today, I worked in a clinic as a intern. A nurse was called to dry a woman's hair. I followed her, trying to be a good intern. After the nurse was done, the 72 year old woman took off her bathrobe. While looking at me she sat down, her legs wide open. And, yes, she knew she was naked. FML

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On 07/30/2009 at 9:33am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg)

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Yuckyy ):

#1 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:09pm by KryptoniteKiss

She was implying that she had more hair that needed drying.. come on now, be professional

#36 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:47pm by tenkenshi

Part the sea of bush!! You should have shaved her, that would shock the male nurses when its there turn

#2 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:11pm by donkey_hang_down

he IS a male nurse

#64 - On 03/09/2010 at 12:53pm by zolltf

I hate myself for this...

Pics or it didn't happen.

#3 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:12pm by StayClassy

dude, why do you even WANT pics? are you wishing to give everyone nightmares? its disgusting! 72 !!

#13 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:35pm by crazieeli

Why the hell would he be taking pictures of a naked old lady in a clinic?

#32 - On 07/30/2009 at 6:59pm by seb12992

@ #3:... if he took pics, she could probably sue for sexual harassment/abuse... unless she really was that creepy. But, even if that was the case and he did take pictures, why would you want to see them?

#33 - On 07/30/2009 at 7:37pm by tarheel22893

:S that's gross

#4 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:12pm by GoldenGirl83

aaaaaahhhh eeeeewwww nasty!!! good luck getting THAT image out of your head!!

#5 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:13pm by ky_stone22

did you claw out your eyeballs?

#6 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:14pm by henri

Well i mean, its hair..

#7 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:17pm by GloomySkyz

i would hope so but I bet that hair is pretty thinned out. sparse. *shakes image from head*

#12 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:30pm by mercyFML

Omg LOL.

#20 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:43pm by amy397123

fucking pedobear...

#23 - On 07/30/2009 at 6:01pm by diabetic_rage

O_O "Here lies the new male intern. He died from the horrific image because of the advances of the elderly. May his eyes rest in peace" -_-

#9 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:22pm by Diligent17

Fail times a million, The lady was 72.

(reply to #8, FML is being stupid)

#10 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:23pm by GloomySkyz

Pedobear does not discriminate

#11 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:25pm by chveya

He's called pedobear for a reason. He considers 10 too old.

Do you even lurk /b/?

#26 - On 07/30/2009 at 6:10pm by alex_vik

thanks for feeling the need to put that image in my head too... disgusting!

#14 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:35pm by yeahsurre

r u a guy or girl?

#15 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:36pm by Hockeymaniac

did u take her offer? hahahahahahha lmfao

#16 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:39pm by wrestling49

Old people are always horny.
I guess they need some loving too

#17 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:40pm by meanie_monday

Why were you looking?!?!?

#18 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:41pm by Armyman

I feel your pain dude... (dudette?) Had pretty much the same thing going on when I had to help an old lady into her shoes. She said 'oh, my leg's are in the air, just like old times' ... FML and FYL.

*MENTAL IMAGE WARNING*

The only bright side of this internship was that everything was so wrinkled that I didn't see what was leg, and what wat... the thing between them...

Happy holidays everyone, and God bless.

#19 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:43pm by A83

Get it. Get it.

#21 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:56pm by EFFyourlifecait

im getting sick of these old people fmls.
they are getting repetitive. no offense.

who agrees?

#22 - On 07/30/2009 at 6:01pm by pwnrzero

YDI for liking it!


JOKING! XD
.. sorry. ._.;

FYL indeed.

#25 - On 07/30/2009 at 6:02pm by the_commentator

That would be quite disturbing.

FYL sorry

#27 - On 07/30/2009 at 6:11pm by barbiegdg

i hate old people!! they think they can get away with anything!! fuckers!!!

#28 - On 07/30/2009 at 6:18pm by diabetic_rage

man all these horny old people

#29 - On 07/30/2009 at 6:25pm by fmh123

ugh sucks for you.

#30 - On 07/30/2009 at 6:53pm by mrl

Male flashers aren't all that great to look at, either.

#31 - On 07/30/2009 at 6:53pm by aback

Well...You should that as a compliment :D

#34 - On 07/30/2009 at 8:25pm by EzZy_Alpha

I am so appreciative and grateful for people who do these jobs so I don't have to.

#35 - On 07/30/2009 at 10:39pm by lovesucksxxx

Dude. Fuck. That's nasty

#37 - On 07/31/2009 at 1:58am by kuntageous

umm... ewwwww. That's just sick.
If I were you I'd complain, and maybe quit

#38 - On 07/31/2009 at 2:34am by gnbfd

That sucks. I'm guessing she didn't mean anything by it though, she was probably just nuts.

#39 - On 07/31/2009 at 3:47am by roundnproud

Nuts for nuts? Or just plain horny?

#40 - On 07/31/2009 at 3:49am by teehee520

Giggity goo gaa!

#41 - On 07/31/2009 at 4:16am by meme3

Maybe it was just her basic instinct...

#42 - On 07/31/2009 at 4:25am by taz1

LOL funny!!

#44 - On 07/31/2009 at 5:33am by sexymessy

So, how was it?

#43 - On 07/31/2009 at 5:26am by spillproof

Yeah, obviously you're a fresh intern, otherwise you'd be used to that kind of stuff...

#45 - On 07/31/2009 at 6:01am by JanisEvans

I'd hit it!

#46 - On 07/31/2009 at 6:13am by KillaKingPerrie

Omg, that's sick! Ewww.

#47 - On 07/31/2009 at 6:43am by twinklebells

that's hilarious, i love that old people just do whatever the fuck they like

#48 - On 07/31/2009 at 7:30am by larazza

eewwwwww i just imagined that :,( ewww

#49 - On 07/31/2009 at 8:11am by andy3

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I GAGGED.
D:

#50 - On 07/31/2009 at 8:57am by Ohhaithar

Me too. =_= I fell sick now.

#51 - On 07/31/2009 at 9:05am by EvilAngel

So? Did you hit it and quit it? Worst cliff hanger evar!

#52 - On 07/31/2009 at 11:34am by OMGoriginality

i almost puked then died a little on the inside, from not knowin if you got a piece of that! lmao

#53 - On 07/31/2009 at 11:58am by majorFup

i hope you didnt refuse the offer... lol lets be serious whens the next time your going to get laid... exactly XD! HAHAHA!

#54 - On 07/31/2009 at 1:45pm by ithedarkknight

you had to dry her hair on her head? or her bush? thats nasty!

#55 - On 07/31/2009 at 2:05pm by Rydizzle

Welcome to nursing. Get used to it.

#56 - On 07/31/2009 at 2:38pm by boone

Part the sea (of grey bush)!I bet that poor old lady looks like her wizard sleeve fell out...

#57 - On 07/31/2009 at 4:14pm by donkey_hang_down

She wanted you!! Nicee... you should be grossed out but feel attractive!

#58 - On 07/31/2009 at 6:06pm by epicfail13337

its a part of the job. you should get used to it.
its not that gross cause every one is going to be old too someday. its a part of life ):

#59 - On 07/31/2009 at 11:11pm by bananabob

welcome to healthcare.

#60 - On 08/01/2009 at 2:57am by lifefromabove

wow that's one horny old lady

#61 - On 08/05/2009 at 4:54am by BellaBabexX

I lol'd at the location. Not being racist, but Germany is always full of surprises.

#62 - On 08/12/2009 at 12:24pm by cheenie

nightmares

#63 - On 11/24/2009 at 7:18am by jjcooper

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