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Today, I worked in a clinic as a intern. A nurse was called to dry a woman's hair. I followed her, trying to be a good intern. After the nurse was done, the 72 year old woman took off her bathrobe. While looking at me she sat down, her legs wide open. And, yes, she knew she was naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29306) - you deserved it (2172)

On 07/30/2009 at 9:33am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Baden-Wurttemberg) - moderated by the Jackass crew

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O_O "Here lies the new male intern. He died from the horrific image because of the advances of the elderly. May his eyes rest in peace" -_-

#9 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:22pm by Diligent17

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did you claw out your eyeballs?

#6 - On 07/30/2009 at 5:14pm by henri

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