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Today, I spent my date night babysitting. After waiting three hours later than I was supposed, the mother finally gets home at 11, too late for me to get out and have any fun. Already annoyed, I take the money as she says, "I hope this is enough, I got hungry and spent some of your money." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37571) - you deserved it (1719)

On 07/25/2009 at 12:21am - work - by hugs511 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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