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Today, I spent my date night babysitting. After waiting three hours later than I was supposed, the mother finally gets home at 11, too late for me to get out and have any fun. Already annoyed, I take the money as she says, "I hope this is enough, I got hungry and spent some of your money." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39422) - you deserved it (1865)

On 07/25/2009 at 12:21am - work - by hugs511 (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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Shoulda been like thats okay, i got thirsty and drank all your alcomahol, shared it with your kids

just to see the look on her face XD

#3 - On 07/25/2009 at 6:14am by 666midnight

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I did child care for a year and I will NEVER do it again. I'm a single woman with no children of my own. Many times kids would stay with me for an extra three hours. When their parents finally came to pick them up they always commented on how, "I didn't have any other responsibilities and this is their only time to relax."

Some people shouldn't breed.

#99 - On 01/20/2010 at 4:33am by martic835

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