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Today, the boss returned from vacation. While he was gone we thought it would be a great idea to fill the water cooler with margaritas. Even after rinsing it we still have lime flavored water. Needless to say we got a company memo about appropriate office behavior. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5480) - you deserved it (33707)

On 07/22/2009 at 6:15pm - work - by shayes9 (woman) - United States (Florida)

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