Work: Today, my boss joined me on my vacation, to "make sure I actually...

By are you kidding me? - 16/05/2016 21:24 - United States - Lady Lake

Today, my boss joined me on my vacation, to "make sure I actually went". FML

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By FMyJob - 06/11/2015 23:59 - Australia - Ashfield

Today, despite having my 5-day-leave approved 2 months ago, my boss demanded I return to work in the middle of it. Why? She wants to go on a vacation and no one else is available at such short notice. FML

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Sneaky sneaky...

By Snowflakepandi - 01/09/2017 13:00

Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML

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By soontobemurder - 03/05/2017 18:00

Today, my boss took back my week off because he wants to take a spontaneous Caribbean vacation with his wife, which is "clearly more important" than what I was going to do. I needed that time off so I could be with my Dad in hospice. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2017 14:00

Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML

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Fancy seeing you here

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 04:00

Today, I finally made it to my hotel in Florida, only to discover my boss was holidaying in the same hotel with her wife. So far I’ve run into them three times, at the pool, in the bar, and in the gym, and every time she ends up asking me work related questions. It's like I never left the office. FML

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By Fuckup - 05/08/2013 18:09 - United States - Naples

Today, I returned to work after a much-needed vacation. I got a lot of weird stares from my co-workers, and my boss eventually came over and told me to go home. Why? My work week starts tomorrow, not today. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2017 02:00

Today, while on vacation, I got fired for not working a shift I wasn't scheduled for. Even after texting my boss a copy of my vacation approval letter, she still fired me. FML

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By are you kidding me - 20/10/2014 04:53 - United States - Wichita

Today, I showed up to work and my boss was nowhere to be found. A phone call later, I find out he's in Dubai. Oh, and since I'm his personal assistant, I should be able to take care of matters until he gets back. I've only been his assistant for a week. FML

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Girl Bossing

By annie - 10/01/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, I was told I would also be covering some of my boss's shifts next week. She gets to go on a vacation to Europe with the bonus we earned her last year. That's why she was tightening our deadlines to the point where some of the employees had to hire babysitters for their children so we could stay at work. FML

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WTF just happened?

By Carnage23 - 22/11/2014 10:16 - Germany - Essen

Today, my coworker and I announced that we are spending our holidays together, because we both have kids. My boss then announced that he's coming with us. FML

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guii_fml 24

Tuesday 17 May 2016 11:59

And what would he do if you didnt go? You took the time off

sohigh10 34

Tuesday 17 May 2016 11:43

That is some dedication.. why would he even care what you did in your vacation?

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sohigh10 34

Tuesday 17 May 2016 11:43

That is some dedication.. why would he even care what you did in your vacation?

guii_fml 24

Tuesday 17 May 2016 11:59

And what would he do if you didnt go? You took the time off

SofaKing619 13

Tuesday 17 May 2016 12:02

Creepy

Shalnar 6

Tuesday 17 May 2016 12:06

Very peculiar

cocacola999 27

Tuesday 17 May 2016 12:43

Plot twist: it is a family business and OP's partner is their boss.

vikky538 28

Tuesday 17 May 2016 15:19

I agree with this

haythatsgood 5

Tuesday 17 May 2016 12:47

Is your boss Michael Scott?

Magnoxidans 19

Tuesday 17 May 2016 13:04

Pretty sure that's completely inappropriate...

waleedma 18

Tuesday 17 May 2016 13:09

How did he know where u r going!!!!!

Enkeria 30

Tuesday 17 May 2016 16:42

OP probably said something of where they were going in order to get the time off.

CamBamShamDaMan 26

Tuesday 17 May 2016 13:11

Sounds like something my dick lick of a boss would do

OnlySkyrimStays 11

Tuesday 17 May 2016 13:17

Does he do the same when you go to the bathroom?

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