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Today, I met with an important client to talk about his stake in the company. The guy was at least 80 years old. After taking care of business we spoke about my final year at the company. As he got up to leave he said "Good luck in your final year". Without thinking, I replied "You too". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32778) - you deserved it (13963)

On 07/20/2009 at 3:13am - work - by moutz (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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Eh...I mean it was obviously just a slipup.

We really need a "your life really isn't that fucked" button.

#6 - On 07/20/2009 at 10:15am by bob1124

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Ouch! That reminds me of:

When was younger I hated going to weddings… my aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me "You're next."

They stopped that after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals...

#24 - On 07/20/2009 at 11:06am by Indiana

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