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Today, I realized the extent of my crush on one of my employees. I found myself cropping our picture out of the staff photo to see what we would look like as a couple. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16044) - you deserved it (36918)

On 07/15/2009 at 10:08pm - work - by beingthebossisoverrated (woman) - United States (California)

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Oh my god, you're REALLY creepy...

#1 - On 07/16/2009 at 3:56am by scorpiogirl666

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This isn't an FML. If it turns out that they leave you to work for a rival company and run you out of business, then that's an FML. >>

#8 - On 07/16/2009 at 4:03am by Zurr

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