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Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7411) - you deserved it (25641)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:33am - work - by aireun (man) - United States (Arizona)

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