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Today, my laptop plug got stuck in the wall outlet. I stood there for 10 minutes violently trying to yank it out. My boss came in and screamed at me for making noise. I was angry, so I glared at him and yanked on the plug as hard as I could. It dislodged itself noiselessly and I fell over. FML

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On 07/09/2009 at 1:33am - work - by aireun (man) - United States (Arizona)

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Dude YDI for "making noise" when trying to pull out a plug. Pulling plugs out should be a SILENT ACTIVITY.

#5 - On 07/09/2009 at 7:01am by applebranch

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What's the lesson today kids? Don't violently yank anything at work for 10 minutes. You're asking to get caught.

#7 - On 07/09/2009 at 7:18am by lesp

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