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Today, during my shift at the restaurant, my boss's daugher came in. I could not help but notice she was almost popping out of her low-cut top. After having a private chat with her mother, my boss took me aside and said "my daugher's got eyes, you know, not just a pair of tits". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8282) - you deserved it (34163)

On 07/06/2009 at 7:28pm - work - by Cody (man) - United States (Arizona)

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