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Today, one of our store's beach balls came out of nowhere and whacked me in the back of my head. I started reaming out two young girls for playing in the store, even when they said it wasn't them. Soon after, one of my employees admitted that it was her. I made some 7 year olds cry and it wasn't them. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9324) - you deserved it (50593)

On 07/03/2009 at 11:04pm - work - by Missa (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Ass.

#3 - On 07/04/2009 at 6:17am by Kttttt

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Wow, what a bitch you are. Are all little children automatically liars, 100% of the time?

#8 - On 07/04/2009 at 7:02am by xemmy

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