Work: False accusation

False accusation

By Missa - 04/07/2009 03:04 - Canada

Today, one of our store's beach balls came out of nowhere and whacked me in the back of my head. I started reaming out two young girls for playing in the store, even when they said it wasn't them. Soon after, one of my employees admitted that it was her. I made some 7-year-olds cry and it wasn't them. FML

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By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 02:01

Today, I was at work serving customers at the checkout. A girl was brushing the floor behind me. I turned around and whichever way she brushed, the brush hit me twice straight in the balls before she noticed anything. She had to serve the rest of the customers while I recovered. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2022 22:01 - United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, I got sent home from work after a customer's daughter kicked me in the balls because her order was wrong. She was 6 years-old. FML

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By spitstopper - 07/08/2014 02:22 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I stopped two little boys from spitting over a railing at the piano player two floors below in the department store I work at. Their mom complained to my boss about me. FML

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By hannaslifesucks - 24/06/2012 18:41 - Norway - Kleppe

Today, a kid got his hand stuck inside my store's giant gumball machine. He started crying, and his negligent trainwreck of a mom bitched me out for being "unobservant." I'd been mopping up the mess she'd made after she'd spilled an open can of beer all over the floor. FML

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By great parenting pal - 11/08/2020 02:01

Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML

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By john doe - 07/12/2013 17:29 - United States - Portland

Today, my 6 year-old daughter got mad at me for not buying her yet another expensive doll. I had to pull her away, and she started screaming for help. The next thing I know, another shopper puts me in a chokehold and calls for security, all while my daughter smirks. FML

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Sorry Pat

By Kronic - 02/07/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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By xx-look-at-xx - 13/04/2013 00:14 - France - Auriol

Today, I was supervising some kids, who were playing on a bouncy castle. One of them managed to kick me in the face during a jump, and looking for an apology, I asked, "What do you say?" He paused, then shouted, "HEADSHOTTTTT!" FML

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xemmy_fml 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 13:02

Wow, what a bitch you are. Are all little children automatically liars, 100% of the time?

Kttttt 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 12:17

Ass.

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Crzy_EyesSunrise 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 3:28

My advice: I wouldn't make 7-year olds cry. Period. Kids are kids, so let their parents scold them. You were a kid once. And don't be too quick to assume either, is my advice.

malcolm1919 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 4:53

You = douchebag

epic_delight1337 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 6:28

all u had to do was politley ask them to be careful with the merchandise. especially when theyre little kids.. YDI for being one of those uptight asshole adults

Yoursxtruely 1

Sunday 5 July 2009 7:44

Why would you yell at a 7 year old in the first place? So they're not allowed to play in the store, just tell them. It's not like they actually hurt you, it was a beach ball. You'll live.

cellist_fml 2

Sunday 5 July 2009 7:58

That was soooo your co-worker's fault, not yours.

FarSide 22

Sunday 5 July 2009 8:28

Well, you still did the right thing. The kids will never play ball in the store. It starts with a beachball, progresses to a soft ball, and one day they graduate to a bowling ball. Barney Fife said it best: "you have to nip these things in the bud".

Topguy 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:26

this is not a YDI so many of you would have done the same thing

mijzelffan 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 17:04

people like you make me sick. Always blaming the kids for everything.

dammn 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 18:51

bitch .

TheJuqhusim 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 20:33

LOLOL. This is just my take, but, dude, seriously, it's not the best idea to say "Reaming two young girls." You sound like a freakin' pedophile. Hahahaha