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Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML

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On 06/29/2009 at 10:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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LOL

isn't there a rule there saying, "no running around the pool area"?
or something along those lines. jeez.

#2 - On 06/30/2009 at 6:10am by whatmarielsaid

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Well, your heart was in the right place... It's just that your head wasn't.

#9 - On 06/30/2009 at 6:32am by Turnip_Girl

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