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Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34579) - you deserved it (8414)

On 06/29/2009 at 10:23pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

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