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Today, I was working my job as the person who checks people in at the gym. A sweaty chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied with "we like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said "so how did you get the job?" FML
"Perhaps their only other option looked like you, ma'am."
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015