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Today, I was working my job as the person who checks people in at the gym. A sweaty chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied with "we like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said "so how did you get the job?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45504) - you deserved it (10702)

On 03/15/2009 at 12:32am - work - by Bubbah (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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