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Today, it was my first big time art show. To celebrate I went out to lunch with some people who's work was also there. When we got back police were every where. Someone had broken and stolen all of the art. All except mine. Even burglars don't want my art. FML


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On 06/28/2009 at 3:54am - work - by not_dead_yet (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

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"today, my stuff wasn't stolen. FML"

#7 - On 06/28/2009 at 11:23am by mister_moops

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Seriously? You're lucky your hard work didn't get stolen so quit whining.

For all you know, the burglars didn't take your art because by the time they reached yours, the alarm went off and they had to make a run for it, not because your art wasn't good.

#2 - On 06/28/2009 at 11:16am by barlessprison

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