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Today, I had a job interview. I have a nervous tendency to rub my foot against the bar under the table. After the interview I noticed I had been rubbing my foot against the interviewer's leg. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17769) - you deserved it (26128)

On 06/19/2009 at 3:00pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Well if they let you do it throughout the whole interview without asking what you were doing/telling you to stop, i'd say you're in! ;)

#3 - On 06/19/2009 at 8:24pm by sarah8909

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


Did they rub back?

#1 - On 06/19/2009 at 8:21pm by allmidnighteyes

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