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Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46023) - you deserved it (9818)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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If this is in fact true, report him for sexual harrassment.

#3 - On 06/19/2009 at 2:05pm by stop_whining

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i'm pretty sure thats illegal

#2 - On 06/19/2009 at 2:05pm by girrzimm

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