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Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38632) - you deserved it (2151)

On 11/12/2008 at 10:57pm - work - by 911 - Sent from mobile version

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I gagged when I read that. I still feel a little nauseated.

#8 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:53pm by juicebahx

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i wonder if he does that after wiping his ass too

#13 - On 04/20/2009 at 6:27pm by vicky93

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