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Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28525) - you deserved it (1272)

On 11/12/2008 at 10:57pm - work - by 911 - Sent from mobile version

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I gagged when I read that. I still feel a little nauseated.

#8 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:53pm by juicebahx

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+12

I would feel the need to wash my hands after just SEEING that.

#11 - On 04/02/2009 at 3:17pm by SiLveRStaRLIGHT

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