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Today, the really hot guy that works in the same building as me came to work after being away for the past two days. I said "Look who finally decided to come to work." His response: "I had a death in the family, thanks." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6006) - you deserved it (20884)

On 03/12/2009 at 2:57pm - work - by ... - Sent from mobile version

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that sucks you couldn't have known if someone didn't tell you. It's not your fault.

#7 - On 05/27/2009 at 11:14pm by illeyad

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Yep, but make sure you go by and try to make it up... You couldn't know

#8 - On 05/29/2009 at 4:11pm by Rascul

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