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Today , I Was Helping An Old Man Find A Pair Of Shoes. I Told Him About A Particularly Comfortable Pair But Had To Inform Him That They Only Came In Black Or White. Hearing This , The Old Man Grabbd Me Around The Neck An Began To Beat Me In The Head With Our Display Shoe. He Wantd Brown. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71068) - you deserved it (3849)

On 06/12/2009 at 1:33am - work - by Shoes (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Well maybe you shouldnt be so racist with your shoes and shit.

#9 - On 06/12/2009 at 10:09am by Vasir

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You got your but kicked by an old man...LOL!

Just aim for the hip next time takes them down no problem.

#4 - On 06/12/2009 at 10:07am by Darkon

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