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Today, I was helping an old man find a pair of shoes. I told him about a particularly comfortable pair but had to inform him that they only came in black or white. Hearing this, the old man grabbed me around the neck and began to beat me in the head with our display shoe. He wanted brown. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (57466) - you deserved it (2473)

On 06/12/2009 at 1:33am - work - by Shoes (woman) - United States (Washington)

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