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Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64410) - you deserved it (3602)

On 06/04/2009 at 8:07am - work - by Mew (man) - United States (California)

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I think the only thing you can say in that situation is "Oh shit!"

#10 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:08pm by DarkMirror

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SCORE!!!! ahaha kiddin on, that's disgusting

#2 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:03pm by yer_maw

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