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Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

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On 06/04/2009 at 8:07am - work - by Mew (man) - United States (California)

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SCORE!!!! ahaha kiddin on, that's disgusting

#2 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:03pm by yer_maw

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That happened on an episode of House. F both your lives, especially the girl who actually had that in her mouth. Frankly, I feel worse for her than I do for you. Gross on TV and even more gross if it happened for real.

#21 - On 06/04/2009 at 2:16pm by yndigot

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