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Today, I was taking calls at the helpdesk I work at. The caller was a man, and while helping him with his issue he suddenly stopped to tell me I had a nice soothing voice. Then he told me to say something else. As I continued to help him, he started making moaning noises. I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51815) - you deserved it (3070)

On 05/28/2009 at 12:52pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

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aw man, poor you! hahaha! but atleast he'll probably give you a good review!

#3 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:06pm by sheila_babeela

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haha maybe you should consider getting a job at one of those phone sex lines ;)

#10 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:10pm by irishfever

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