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Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete area where the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML
Trust me, the high school kids will think its hilarious.
Just tell them that you actually did your job, but some kids drew that when you left.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015