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Today, my last task for the day as a high school janitor was to power-wash the concrete area where the graduation ceremony will take place. Tired and bored, I drew a huge penis with the power hose. Right before I was going to wash it off, the machine broke. Graduation is tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15007) - you deserved it (65113)

On 05/27/2009 at 7:10pm - work - by waterproblem (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Trust me, the high school kids will think its hilarious.

#1 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:52am by dianeface

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Just tell them that you actually did your job, but some kids drew that when you left.

#4 - On 05/28/2009 at 3:58am by This_Guy

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