Today, while reading the newspaper, I noticed that an ad had been placed for my job. I asked my boss for a week off so that I could fly home for my father's funeral. No wonder she was so cool with it. FML

by Mitch / 11/07/2016 at 11:50pm / Work

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  • You have the outfit. You have the plot. Now all you need is a shovel and a little upper body strength. Problem solved.

    #3 - On 11/08/2016 at 10:07am by Welshite

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  • You think she was simply "cool" with it because you haven't found her gloves, mask, and copy of How to Murder an Employee's Father and Get Away With It.

    #6 - On 11/08/2016 at 10:22am by Tripartita

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