Today, the VP of my company stopped by my desk to personally deliver praise on my recent performance. I watched in helpless horror as the noxious fart I had just released slapped him in the face. He was too polite to leave but gagged through his entire speech. If farts can kill careers... FML

by FartMyLife / 08/11/2016 at 7:34am / United States (New York) / Work

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  • My boss walked into a cloud years ago and before he could blame me I let him know that, "Tim just crop dusted."

    Tim didn't do it.

    #2 - On 08/11/2016 at 11:38am by Colon_Man

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  • These things happen lol. I am sure this won't affect your career..:).

    Farts of good performance? Good performance will always win (I hope)

    You have made a statement. He will always remember you by your good work and extremely noxious fart :).

    #1 - On 08/11/2016 at 11:37am by abbyade

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