Work: Today a client called the vet clinic I work at to inform us her...

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By Chloefication - 25/06/2016 01:54 - United States - Gloucester

Today a client called the vet clinic I work at to inform us her house has bed bugs and that's the reason why she is boarding her pets. And that dogs can carry them around because they hitchihike. I was the assistant that held the dogs yesterday. FML

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Elgrin 15

Saturday 25 June 2016 16:30

As someone who is currently dealing with bedbugs, I feel your pain OP. :-/

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Elgrin 15

Saturday 25 June 2016 16:30

As someone who is currently dealing with bedbugs, I feel your pain OP. :-/

nattnatt73 31

Saturday 25 June 2016 18:01

Definitely FYL

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