Today, I tried to change my usually stoic behaviour and be friendly to a coworker. Now she is convinced that I finally went insane and intend to murder her. FML
by Anonymous / 05/24/2016 at 10:05am / Work
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Taking "kill them with kindness" too literal, I see.
#2 - On 05/25/2016 at 3:04am by mackdeezy
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Borrow some scissors and knife from her. Possibly a stapler and paper shredder.
#1 - On 05/25/2016 at 3:00am by UnicornWaffles
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