Work: Today, after spending a month abroad, I returned to my place... - FML

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By OutOfWork - 04/05/2016 14:02 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, after spending a month abroad, I returned to my place of work, to find it had closed down. No one told me. FML

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wallac7 31

Thursday 5 May 2016 6:05

Wow that stinks. I'm sorry OP I hope you find a new job soon. Maybe you can contact your boss?

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wallac7 31

Thursday 5 May 2016 6:05

Wow that stinks. I'm sorry OP I hope you find a new job soon. Maybe you can contact your boss?

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