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Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 2:14am - work - by Shell (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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I used to work at Chuck E Cheese too! That costume was sooo gross smelling, I never liked being the mouse. One time I was helping Chuck E get dressed and a pipe bursted in the Chuck E room. So the guy being Chuck E had to run out without the head on and little kids started screaming when they found out he wasn't real... plus the water gushing everywhere.

#2 - On 03/05/2009 at 1:43pm by cbiscuit

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I used to work at CEC too, that costume sucked

#3 - On 03/05/2009 at 1:49pm by DjF

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