Today, I got in trouble for missing my shift. According to my idiot boss, "Crashes don't just happen." FML
by yeah / 07/17/2015 at 10:59am / United States (Oregon) / Work
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Has your boss never spent a day in real life?
#1 - On 07/17/2015 at 6:30pm by catherine012
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Wreck his car. When he asks, say the exact same thing.
#2 - On 07/17/2015 at 6:30pm by Wer3Wolf3
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