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By IrNatalie - 02/06/2015 08:59 - United States - Laveen

Today, a customer yelled at me because the cherry pie he bought had cherries in it, and he wanted a refund. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2015 03:06 - United States - Tyler

Today, a customer at my coffee shop bitched me out because we don't sell cranberry juice. FML

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Crisis

By Anonymous - 29/07/2020 23:00

Today, I had a customer throw his purchase at me and demand a refund after I told him that, due to the national change shortage, I couldn't give him his 38 cents. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 13:14 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a customer bitched me out, saying he wouldn't eat his vegetarian dish because it didn't "look vegetarian enough." He then demanded a refund and a plate of the same vegetarian dish. FML

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By are these people even HUMAN? - 01/08/2013 15:18 - United States - Bristol

Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML

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By wallets - 29/02/2012 07:47 - United States

Today, I told a customer that we don't do refunds. He responded by throwing his wallet at my face and accusing me of stealing it. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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Cashback

By elle_hamilton - 25/08/2020 23:01 - United States

Today, when I told a gentleman that, no, he couldn't have cash back on his return without a receipt, he started screaming at me that I was calling his mother a liar. He told me to lawyer up and yelled at me for smiling at him. He also screamed at me to go on a diet as he left the store. FML

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Dumbass customers

By Fitz - 29/07/2013 06:30 - United States

Today, I had a customer scream at me for ruining their child's birthday party. They had bought a Piñata from me and didn't know they had to fill it themselves. The kids had hit it open and it was empty. FML

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Please leave

By bakingwomannnnnnnn - 20/11/2013 07:59 - United States - Redding

Today, I was cussed out by a customer who was unhappy, and he asked to speak with my manager. When I told him I owned the store, he said that that was the problem. Apparently women are "too flaky" to run a bakery properly. FML

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By mushroomless - 14/10/2015 05:40 - United States - Thayne

Today, I got yelled at in a grocery store by a customer who recognized me from the pizza place where I work. Apparently, I forgot mushrooms on her pizza earlier this afternoon. I had the day off, but thanks for the verbal lashing, lady. FML

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0h_Boy 26

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:12

Was he only expecting a single cherry?

flopstar 21

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:10

Some people..

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flopstar 21

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:10

Some people..

ScarredVox92 16

Wednesday 3 June 2015 4:55

"This water is too wet. I want my money back."

airforce987 20

Wednesday 3 June 2015 7:32

...are retarded. Some people are rude. Unfortunately a lot are both

VeganDarkLight 31

Wednesday 3 June 2015 8:10

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

0h_Boy 26

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:12

Was he only expecting a single cherry?

lexiieeex3 32

Wednesday 3 June 2015 9:08

He could just be expecting the cherry sauce. It's different with pies because you should really expect to have real fruit in them but with ice cream, some people like strawberries in their strawberry ice cream and some don't. Same goes for pistachio. It's a preference and although I think one should know that all pies do in fact have their appropriate fruit in them, I can sort of see where this conclusion was drawn from.

jetjay197 12

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:14

??

Mauskau 35

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:15

Some people just like to complain. Sometimes it'll get them free stuff.

sonasonic 34

Thursday 4 June 2015 3:55

Sometimes it'll get them a free knuckle sandwich, if the employee is ready for unemployment.

RickySleeves 20

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:15

You must have been CHERRY surPIEsed! I'll let myself out.

EvilTurtle 35

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:41

please do

angelitared 27

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:15

She's my cherry pie Cool drink of water such a sweet surprise Taste so good make a grown man cry Sweet cherry pie, yeah

lovelockdown23 23

Wednesday 3 June 2015 2:32

Lol why is this getting down voted!

PePziNL 20

Wednesday 3 June 2015 2:36

Warrant

diagnosed 15

Wednesday 3 June 2015 3:43

Really such a stupid comment? my head hurts just reading your comment

Vakama00 13

Wednesday 3 June 2015 4:26

If you really hate stupid comments don't get IFunny.

sunnyray812 42

Wednesday 3 June 2015 6:41

I don't know why it's getting downvoted. Warrant is a good band. Guess people don't really like the old stuff....

peacheso 31

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:16

What did he expect in his cherry pie? Grapes?!

Incognico 22

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:16

Put a cherry in the place where the sun doesn't shine... then the customer has something to yell about...

renz2699 8

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:16

What was he expecting?

magickitten 26

Wednesday 3 June 2015 0:16

Such a sweet surprise....

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