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today an elderly gentleman walkd into the UPS Store where I work asking to use the laminating machine. I explaind to him that we keep it behind the counter and I would do it 4 him, when he producd several graphic photos of him having it off with nasty looking women to be laminatd. big fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51911) - you deserved it (4043)

On 03/05/2009 at 12:14am - work - by UhhhUhhhRRRick (man) - United States (Illinois)

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More worryingly, why does he want to do with them that would require them to be laminated????

#5 - On 03/05/2009 at 10:25am by Jimboom

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At least you didn't see the picture with your mama in that lot

#3 - On 03/05/2009 at 10:16am by Jimboom

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