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Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40665) - you deserved it (5268)

On 08/21/2014 at 4:16pm - work - by jalisc512 (man) - United States (Colorado)

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Fuck your co workers life for having to deal with y'all, come on be a little more professional when you're at work rather than tell jokes about a fellow co worker

#5 - On 08/21/2014 at 11:17pm by christian1509

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Your boss is kind of a dick

#3 - On 08/21/2014 at 11:10pm by Trin_Tran

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