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Today, my boss pretty much told me that I'm too ugly to meet clients, and should stay in the office doing the paperwork. So basically, I'm a modern day Hunchback of Notre Dame. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37022) - you deserved it (3175)

On 08/08/2014 at 2:13am - work - by Anonymous - Singapore

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If that's anything to go by, on the bright side, you're going to get a smoking hot girlfriend soon!!

#1 - On 08/08/2014 at 6:23am by xlord

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at this point i believe i would have told my boss fuck you.

#7 - On 08/08/2014 at 6:34am by tony1891

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