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Today, I have really painful pimples on my upper lip. I'm a professional trombonist, and every note causes excruciating pain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37572) - you deserved it (4493)

On 07/25/2014 at 10:06pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

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well that... blows

#2 - On 07/26/2014 at 6:30am by nekkis

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Sounds like you are in a zitty situation.

Please don't kill me.

#7 - On 07/26/2014 at 6:57am by Queen_bee1234

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