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Today, I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML

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On 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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When I learned about compound words in third grade, I believe I wrote down "bitchass." When my parents were contacted my dad had to leave the classroom because he couldn't stop laughing.

#9 - On 07/24/2014 at 4:41am by slutfactory

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Mah don't take it so hard, many siblings teach their younger siblings some swear words for unknown reasons. It's fairly normal unfortunately

#2 - On 07/24/2014 at 4:38am by MartinDJ

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