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Today, for the third time this week, I had to clean up after someone who pissed themselves in the beer aisle at the grocery store where I work. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36735) - you deserved it (3118)

On 07/21/2014 at 5:15pm - work - by notpayedenoughforthisshit (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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That's rough, OP. Crack open one of those beers, you deserve it.

#5 - On 07/22/2014 at 1:59am by brettrb

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You have bad customers...

#2 - On 07/22/2014 at 1:57am by BlackFames

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