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Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39384) - you deserved it (10603)

On 06/29/2014 at 9:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

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heres a bright idea, put on a password!

#1 - On 06/30/2014 at 6:37am by pizzzah

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You and your coworker must be really good friends. You're practically two peas in an iPod.

#7 - On 06/30/2014 at 6:49am by iLike2Teabag

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