By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 01:25 - United States - Butler

Today, after working the night shift, I accidentally left my iPod at the office. I woke up later and went on Facebook. To my dismay, I saw some coworker had posted stuff on my wall, such as, "I really have to take a shit!" and "Yes, my tits are real!" FML
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pizzzah 9

heres a bright idea, put on a password!

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Alihb 16

You know, the thing about puns, they have to make sense.

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dutchy86 20

haha... you're coworkers are coolio... I'm sure you'll put a password on you're other electronics

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MisterEx 28

Your sure you wouldn't get upset if you're coworkers did the same thing to you bro?

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Phoebe18 14

I'm sorry and I know I'll get down voted for this but your*. I can't help but cringe every time someone does this. You're = You are, please people learn the difference. I know I've probably made a fair amount of mistakes in this and I normally keep my mouth shut on spelling mistakes but I can't stand it when people use you're, we'll, we're etc. in the wrong way. The word you're (you are) looking for is "your". I have said your/re so many times now it doesn't sound like a real word in my head..

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MisterEx 28

#25 - thank you sweetheart. I took absolutely no offense from you're comment. You we're very polite and clear. I am positive many we'll benefit from this and enhance there grammar. Sorry i meant to say they're grammar. Their is no harm done whatsoever.

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wvni 13

#33 It would be their in that situation. And will in an earlier part.

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cakefete2 30

You clearly don't get it. So wrapped in the minutiae of the words that you miss the message completely.

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eyepuppy 31

The level of troll is strong with 33.

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Phoebe18 14

My comment was actually aimed at 15 not at you..

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glabberfasted 16

40 - You missed about 5 more there, bud.

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aedar 16

I just have to ask... Are they real?

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RedPillSucks 31

OPs a dude. So.... Yes. (I know it doesn't say gender anywhere, but it's fun to assume)

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buckstop1 37

It doesn't say his/hers gender in this FML

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Kamon97 23

Can't he get in serious trouble for that?

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Sierra7211 17

That's not really a big deal, just delete them and put up a status saying something like "Sorry everybody, I left my facebook open." Problem solved

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aruden 25

We will need pictures of said "****" so the good people of FML can judge if they are real or not for themselves.

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dkcrane 20

I work the night shift and I left my iPad once! I'm just glad no one messed with it! But I also have a password on there.

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austin_hall29 9

Something like that has happened to me, except it was about my secrets that I've only told 2 people

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mkymouse90 17

wow when did I pod start doing facebook..

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bobbifein55 4

Yeah that's new to me, too. I thought iPods were just music. iPhones can connect to Facebook, though.

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Lil_Red777 21

You've never heard of the ipod touch? They're basically the same thing as an iPhone, you just need Wi-Fi.

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glabberfasted 16

An iPod is basically an iPhone without the phone.

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