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Today, my friend started his first day of work with me. I thought it'd be fun, but he's been putting on an obnoxious fake French accent and saying "merde" whenever anything goes wrong. Half the women at the office want his dick, and I'm still as single as ever. FML
Maybe you could try to get a video of him talking in his normal accent and show it to your coworkers.
It's better to be single and true to yourself than a person faking being a Frenchie...
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015