Today, my friend started his first day of work with me. I thought it'd be fun, but he's been putting on an obnoxious fake French accent and saying "merde" whenever anything goes wrong. Half the women at the office want his dick, and I'm still as single as ever. FML

by thankssiren / 05/24/2014 at 4:44pm / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Work

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  • Maybe you could try to get a video of him talking in his normal accent and show it to your coworkers.

    #1 - On 05/24/2014 at 7:16pm by figgit70

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  • It's better to be single and true to yourself than a person faking being a Frenchie...

    #2 - On 05/24/2014 at 7:16pm by yoshithecat

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