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Today, I realized that because of my construction job, I have spent such a huge amount of time with older, cynical guys that I keep uncontrollably using the phrase "fucking kids these days" regularly like an idiot. I'm 18. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38333) - you deserved it (8088)

On 05/14/2014 at 1:45pm - work - by workfordayzz - United States

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You might want to avoid playgrounds and/or schools.

#3 - On 05/14/2014 at 5:18pm by Welshite

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Learn to hate the world early, it'll save you a lot of time learning the hard way.

#7 - On 05/14/2014 at 5:19pm by thrifting

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